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The MP3 tracks are available to download free of
charge for your personal listening pleasure. We hope you enjoy them!
If you do, why not take a look at the shop.
All songs and material copyright The Croftsmen (C) 1998 - 2004.
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Van Peters Hair Probe
28th January
Its claimed that flamboyant bassist Pervis Van Peters
is suffering from dramatic and sudden hair loss, and has possibly
been receiving radical experimental treatment. It all started when
a local reporter retrieved a large ball of ginger hair from Pervis's
domestic rubbish. However there was no evidence of prescribed products
or chemical treatments in the litter. The finder of the hair, gutter
journo Keith 'trimmer' Beaconsfield claims that Van Peters will
be using a bizarre combination of organic treatments which explains
the lack of conventional medicinal evidence. Trimmer claims the
rubbish bags contained several soiled pipe cleaners, a large number
of lemon skins and a number of small dead mammals. Van Peters was
tonight unavailable for comment.
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