Tanner - Safe and Sound

5th May

Shamus Tanner turned up safe and sound at Croftsmen headquarters late yesterday afternoon. The hertmitic drummer had been missing since mid December.

With press converging, there was a brief period of disorganised flurry before order was restored. Despite many reported sightings by fans, concerned friends and various authorities, he flatly denied spending any of the last six months in the Highlands of Scotland. Instead he insisted he had been touring the East Midlands area in search of TV curio David 'Bag of Chips' Dickinson. When asked if he had managed to find Mr Dickinson, Tanner simply replied "No".

Some have suggested that Dickinson may have known the whereabouts of an antique bed that Tanner had been pursuing for some time.

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